In second grade, I tried to do a sexy version of Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes, because I liked the boy next to me. Little did I know that someone's cruel mother was videotaping the event and zoomed up on me. She later showed it to my entire class and I hid my head in shame and cried. It is most likely my most embarrassing moment too.

I am not done doing dumb things and I hope to top this by the end of the year.

Every time I log on, LJ reminds me I have never in the years that I've had an account made an entry. I always felt that you had to be articulate to make a decent post and really I just like to spout nonsensical shit. It's why I love Twitter so much.

Today, Blond Hamm talked to me again(!) This only occurred because I am a stalker, but besides that it was fated to happen. The bus ride was even free because the machine was jammed. How much more fated could it get?

I told him I want to be a screenwriter, which isn't even true anymore. I backstepped and said I don't really know what I want to do, but I want to be in television. Then he told me he wants to see my work and I'm thinking "What work?" and he asks me for my e-mail address (!)

So now I'm all giddy blah blah. Hopefully, he will e-mail me and not remember that I said I was a writer, but instead remember that I am beeeeee-u-tiful.

I call him Blond Hamm because he looks like a younger, blond version of the sexy Don Draper from Mad Men played by Jon Hamm. It does not help my fantasy life that I have been watching Mad Men everyday.